Ask The Chair

VOICE ACTRESS NEEDED

keysofencryption:

A role in the upcoming science fiction audiodrama podcast, Keys of Encryption, has opened up. The role will be challenging, from an actor’s stand point, and important.

The character is female and in her early twenties.

Auditions will be conducted over a skype call with the main producer/creator, Livvia. You will be notified if any other cast members (other than the Audio Editor) wish to sit in on the call. In the call you will perform a small monologue. If you do not have something you would prefer to perform, a short monologue will be given to you.

This roll is important and reoccurring, and needed for us to complete the first episode. Episodes, once the seasons in progress, will be released every two weeks, so be able to set time aside to record.

Send an Ask to the Keys of Encryption tumblr in order to request an audition. The roll might be filled tonight, or within the week, depending on submissions. Providing a recording of your voice, post audition, so we can refer back to it would be preferred.

Good Luck,

Livvia (Creator, Producer, writer, etc)

(via yeahseeimclever)

[walks into chair]

me: sorry

chair: you fucking should be

summonerjolan:

This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair.

summonerjolan:

This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hxrleyquinns)

Demons
Quadrant Crusaders

quadrantcrusaders:

Demons — Quadrant Crusaders (Imagine Dragons parody)

Aradia: Livvia

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Lyrics:

When my body’s cold

And the world unfolds

And the prize we see

Isn’t made of gold


When the session fails

And the lands we hailed

Are the worst of all

And the blood runs stale.


I wanna live again

I wanna feel the pain

But when I’m trapped inside

There’s nothing I can hide.


No matter who we meet

There’s still a game to beat

But still I’m caged inside

And still I’m caged inside.


When you feel my steel

Look into my eyes

It’s where my blood runs dry

It’s where my blood runs dry

Don’t get too close

When I explode

It’s where my blood runs dry

It’s where my blood runs dry.


The sessions end

Will we all be friends

When the winners stand

And the losers land.


So we found a place

In the void of space

On a meteor

To avoid the chase.


Don’t want to let you down

But I’m bubble bound

Though this is all for you

I need to find the truth.

No matter who we meet

There’s still a game to beat

But still I’m caged inside

And still I’m caged inside.


When you feel my steel

Look into my eyes

It’s where my blood runs dry

It’s where my blood runs dry

Don’t get too close

When I explode

It’s where my blood runs dry

It’s where my blood runs dry.


I say I’ll see you soon

They say it’s up to you

You’re woven in my soul

You need to let me go.


You’re voice, it rings so clear

I want to keep you near

I can’t escape this now

Unless you show me how.


When you feel my steel

Look into my eyes

It’s where my blood runs dry

It’s where my blood runs dry

Don’t get too close

When I explode

It’s where my blood runs dry

It’s where my blood runs dry.

 

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In The End
Quadrant Crusaders

quadrantcrusaders:

In The End — Quadrant Crusaders (Linkin Park cover)

Dirk: Snails
Roxy: Livvia

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Lyrics:

(It starts with one)
One thing I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on but didn’t even know
Wasted it all just to
Watch you go

I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when 

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter

One thing, I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I’m surprised it got so (far)
Things aren’t the way they were before
You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end

You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when 

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter

I’ve put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I’ve put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter

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Fall For You
Quadrant Crusaders

quadrantcrusaders:

Fall For You — Quadrant Crusaders (Secondhand Seranade parody)

(This song is dedicated to one of our best friends, Chase, who is legit one of the chillest, best people around)

Terezi: Livvia
Dave: Snails

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Lyrics:

TZ:

The best thing about tonight’s that you’re still with me

Could it be that we have been this way before

DS:

I know you can’t see that I am trying

Tz:

I know you’re cool guy act is just a show

TZ:But hold your shades

DS:Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you

Over again

TZ:Don’t make me change my mind

Or I won’t live to smell another day

DS: I swear it’s true

TZ: Because a guy like you is impossible to find

DS: You’re impossible to find

DS:

This is not what I intended

I always swore to keep a lockdown on my heart

TZ:

You always thought I was the blind one

But you don’t see

That I have loved you from the start

Oh

TZ:But hold your shades

DS:Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you

Over again

TZ:Don’t make me change my mind

Or I won’t live to smell another day

DS: I swear it’s true

TZ: Because a guy like you is impossible to find

DS: You’re impossible to find

TZ: I’ll breathe in so deep

DS: Breathe me in

Be mine to keep

TZ: I’ll hear your raps

‘Cause shit is deep

DS: And meet me tonight

When they’re asleep

DS:Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you

Over again

TZ:Don’t make me change my mind

Or I won’t live to smell another day

DS: I swear it’s true

TZ: Because a guy like you is impossible to find

DS:Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you

Over again

TZ:Don’t make me change my mind

Or I won’t live to smell another day

DS: I swear it’s true

TZ: Because a guy like you is impossible to find

DS: You’re impossible to find

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Sea of Love
Quadrant Crusaders

quadrantcrusaders:

Sea of Love — Cat Powers cover

(Dedicated to Feferi)

Feferi: Livvia

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Lyrics:

Come with me my love
To the sea, the sea of love
I want to tell you
How much I love you

Do you remember when we met
Thats the day I knew you were my pet
I want to tell you
How much I love you

Come with me
To the sea, of love

Do you remember when we met
Thats the day I knew you were my pet
I want to tell you
How much I love you

Come with me
To the sea, of love

Do you remember when we met
Thats the day I knew you were my pet
I want to tell you
How much I love you

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Dead Little Girl
Quadrant Crusaders feat. Anna

quadrantcrusaders:

Dead Little Girl — Quadrant Crusaders feat. Anna (Adventure Time parody)

Sollux: Snails
Aradia: Livvia
Feferi: Anna

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Lyrics:

Sollux: Dead little girl,
Always around to talk to me.
I know what you say
But you’re playing this game with me.
What… do you want… from my codes?
You’re a dead little girl.

Aradia: Smart little boy.
That’s not what you’re acting like.
I really don’t buy
That you think we’ll 
survive.
And… if you do…
Why do you want to remind me?

Sollux: Don’t you know I’m a hacker?
Do you think I’m a slacker?
You don’t think I’ve thought through the factors?
Shouldn’t you be mad at me?
I got psiioniic eyes… and they blasted right through your anatomy,
Into my deepest fears.
Baby, we can’t stay here,
We’ll be destroyed by the meters. You’re a ghost, it’s clear… transparent.
You’ve got a thing for me, girl. It’s apparent.

Feferi: Oh oh, I got a little fishy
And I got some little wishes
Well, I’ll find balance, maybe,
So I’ll swim a little, baby.
I’ll glub it and glub it
And glub it and glub it
And glub it all over the ocean… the ocean
It’ll protect my dear emotions

Girls: La da da da da,
Da da da da da da da da da da,
Da da da da da da.

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livvialove:

My friend Snails and I have started a singing project called Quadrant Crusaders. We focus on Homestuck Parodies and original songs based on Homestuck.

Please support our project and follow us HERE

(via leonhardtless)

Scream It
Quadrant Crusaders

quadrantcrusaders:

Scream It — Quadrant Crusaders (original song)

Performed and Written by: Livvia

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Lyrics:

What gets you under my skin

When I keep myself so locked in?

In every truth there’s still lies

And I’m barely getting by.

My face still burns like a brand

When I feel the touch of your hand.

It feels so great that it hurts

But could this ever work?

[CHORUS:

Don’t make me question it

Don’t let me question it

You turn me upside down

Make it hard to forget.

Don’t make me lose again

Don’t let me lose again

Your name is on my tongue

I’ll scream it until I’m dead

Scream it until I’m dead!]

Now every step that you take

And every move that you make

Brings me closer to tears

And I still need you here.

Now every time that we touch

It brings a horrible rush

You drive away all my fears

And I don’t want you here.

[chorus]

There’s a feeling in the air

That makes it really hard to care

Something wrong that should be right

You want to laugh — I want to fight.

How can you claim it’s all regret

When you make me so upset?

I want to smile — I want to cry

Will we live or will we die?

Don’t make me question it

Don’t let me question it

You turn me upside down

Make it hard to forget.

Don’t make me lose again

Don’t let me lose again

Your name is on my tongue

I’ll scream it until I’m dead

Scream it until I’m dead

Scream it until I’m dead~!

(Scream it until I’m… dead.)

ooc: So i sang another thing. Sick of me, yet?

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Don't Cull Me
Quadrant Crusaders

quadrantcrusaders:

DON’T CULL ME (Don’t Trust Me parody) — Quadrant Crusaders

Karkat: Snails
Terezi:  Livvia

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LYRICS:

KK:

Turtleneck, pants pulled high underneath

I got candy red blood in my veins buried deep.

And I’m a mutant, but I won’t let you see

I got my stupid reasons, motherfucker, just please.

TZ:

T-t-tongues, always pressed to the screen

Sniffing at your words so i know what you mean.

T-tell your bestfriend, if he says I’m a fiend

That I am an alternian and i ain’t fucking scared of him.


Chorus:

They want to cull me, woah-oh

They can’t control me, woah-oh

They’ll never catch me, woah-oh, oh-oh

Don’t trust a troll, never trust a troll

Won’t trust a troll. Cause the troll won’t trust me.


They want to cull me, woah-oh

They can’t control me, woah-oh

They’ll never catch me, woah-oh, oh-oh

Don’t trust a troll, never trust a troll

Won’t trust a troll. Cause the troll won’t trust me.


TZ:

Justice, is what i do best,

Flarping in my bedroom above all the rest.

And yeah, I’m blind, but i still taste your fear

You’re red like the chalk that i always keep near


KK:

B-b-blood covers your arms

Shaking like the fingers with your cane in your palms

And the best is, you all know who I am,

Just a fucking kid alone in the lab


Chorus:

They want to cull me, woah-oh

They can’t control me, woah-oh

They’ll never catch me, woah-oh, oh-oh

Don’t trust a troll, never trust a troll

Won’t trust a troll. Cause the troll won’t trust me.


They want to cull me, woah-oh

They can’t control me, woah-oh

They’ll never catch me, woah-oh, oh-oh

Don’t trust a troll, never trust a troll

Won’t trust a troll. Cause the troll won’t trust me.


TZ:

Shush boy, shut your lips

Do the Meulin Leijon and talk with your hips

KK

Shush girl, shut your lips

Do the Meulin Leijon and talk with your hips

Both:

Shush troll, shut your lips

Do the Meulin Leijon and talk with your hips


Chorus:

They want to cull me, woah-oh

They can’t control me, woah-oh

They’ll never catch me, woah-oh, oh-oh

Don’t trust a troll, never trust a troll

Won’t trust a troll. Cause the troll won’t trust me.


They want to cull me, woah-oh

They can’t control me, woah-oh

They’ll never catch me, woah-oh, oh-oh

Don’t trust a troll, never trust a troll

Won’t trust a troll. Cause the troll won’t trust me.

ooc: So a friend and I did a thing oh my god. Follow that account there for more cause we have at least 5 more planned.

(via jadevris4lyfe)

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Don't Cull Me
Quadrant Crusaders

quadrantcrusaders:

DON’T CULL ME (Don’t Trust Me parody) — Quadrant Crusaders

Karkat: Snails
Terezi:  Livvia

[download]

LYRICS:

KK:

Turtleneck, pants pulled high underneath

I got candy red blood in my veins buried deep.

And I’m a mutant, but I won’t let you see

I got my stupid reasons, motherfucker, just please.

TZ:

T-t-tongues, always pressed to the screen

Sniffing at your words so i know what you mean.

T-tell your bestfriend, if he says I’m a fiend

That I am an alternian and i ain’t fucking scared of him.


Chorus:

They want to cull me, woah-oh

They can’t control me, woah-oh

They’ll never catch me, woah-oh, oh-oh

Don’t trust a troll, never trust a troll

Won’t trust a troll. Cause the troll won’t trust me.


They want to cull me, woah-oh

They can’t control me, woah-oh

They’ll never catch me, woah-oh, oh-oh

Don’t trust a troll, never trust a troll

Won’t trust a troll. Cause the troll won’t trust me.


TZ:

Justice, is what i do best,

Flarping in my bedroom above all the rest.

And yeah, I’m blind, but i still taste your fear

You’re red like the chalk that i always keep near


KK:

B-b-blood covers your arms

Shaking like the fingers with your cane in your palms

And the best is, you all know who I am,

Just a fucking kid alone in the lab


Chorus:

They want to cull me, woah-oh

They can’t control me, woah-oh

They’ll never catch me, woah-oh, oh-oh

Don’t trust a troll, never trust a troll

Won’t trust a troll. Cause the troll won’t trust me.


They want to cull me, woah-oh

They can’t control me, woah-oh

They’ll never catch me, woah-oh, oh-oh

Don’t trust a troll, never trust a troll

Won’t trust a troll. Cause the troll won’t trust me.


TZ:

Shush boy, shut your lips

Do the Meulin Leijon and talk with your hips

KK

Shush girl, shut your lips

Do the Meulin Leijon and talk with your hips

Both:

Shush troll, shut your lips

Do the Meulin Leijon and talk with your hips


Chorus:

They want to cull me, woah-oh

They can’t control me, woah-oh

They’ll never catch me, woah-oh, oh-oh

Don’t trust a troll, never trust a troll

Won’t trust a troll. Cause the troll won’t trust me.


They want to cull me, woah-oh

They can’t control me, woah-oh

They’ll never catch me, woah-oh, oh-oh

Don’t trust a troll, never trust a troll

Won’t trust a troll. Cause the troll won’t trust me.

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